No Wussies Please!

Okay gents...you want to know what every woman wants? I am going to tell you and do take my advice. In these easy steps, you will find the path to true happiness with your wife, girlfriend, or future wife and girlfriend.

WHAT WE DO NOT WANT OUR MAN TO DO

 say..."I don't know, whatever you want."

call us every hour on the hour, especially after we just met

fall in love and want commitment too quickly


let us make all the decisions

whine

pout

treat us as intellectually inferior

or superior

neglect to be there when needed

ask a million and one questions about everything...you either trust us...or you do not.

waffle...if you make up your mind, leave it made up...trust me, it is far sexier to be told, No, I told you already, than for you to give in because we whined and needled you to death about it.

be inconsistent..otherwise known as doing what you say you will do, no matter if this is a trip to the market or a spanking. if you promise it...DO IT!

and last, but not least...Do not ever tell a girl she is everything to you if she is not. We happen to have excellent lie radar! If all you're after is a quick shag...just ask!

Emily