13 June 2011

Ode to Pink and Fuzzy

This post is dedicated to a very good sport...and an all round pink and fuzzy lover...thank you, Sir!
There has always been an abundance of pink and fuzzy in my life. I'm not going to lie to you. I am most definitely a girly-girl, and my favourite colour is, what else? Pink! I can remember pink and fuzzy all the way back to my very first bathrobe at age 2. I can still feel it wrapping me in soft, downy comfort all these years later. Fast forward a couple of years to my first ballet recital. 6 little girls in pink leotards with pink and fuzzy tails and rabbit ears. It could only have been cuter if we had been pink fuzzy goats!


....Maaaaaa
 Jump ahead a few years to my very over the top 1970's bedroom where there were more than a few pink and fuzzy touches! Right down to the lampshade on my desk lamp, the overstuffed pink monkey on my bed, and the slippers peeking out from beneath it. Not exactly the sexiest room. The monkey acted as a deterrent to any naughtiness, but what do you want? I was 8!


At 16, I got my first pair of handcuffs, lined around with pink fuzzy fur, naturally. They were a gift from my best friend Suze for one of our juvenile photographic fantasy adventures. I can't say I recommend fuzzy handcuffs in general, though, now that I've gone through quite a few pair of them. The metal chafes right through the fuzz, which only lasts through one particularly rough session anyway, and what are you left with? Boring old standard issue police handcuffs with fancy keys.


Switch it over to REAL bondage cuffs made of pink satin or leather, and lined with pink fur, though, and you have yourself a pink and fuzzy good time! As you can tell, my taste in pink and fuzzy has grown far more sophisticated these days! And far more naughty.


Just imagine a whole play room done in pink and fuzzy. You'd have to have a fancy chair for the Master...


...have a seat, Sir...

A flogger and a few crops.....


...perfect






Of course the cuffs.....

...perfectly silly..but pink!










And any other toy you can think of....


Now THIS is a room to have some fun in!
And the best part of all?

No monkeys!


...i think i saw this guy in Philadelphia!
Emily

5 comments:

  1. ROFLMAO! Good and love it! hahahahaha! Thanks Em!

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  2. Very funny Emily. Thanks.

    I started reading The Diary of a Disciplined Bride. Similar to your blog, it is very erotic and hot and yet humorous at the same time.

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  3. LOL Brilliant - and, of course, I am all for Pink :)

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  4. Anonymous,
    You are entirely welcome. Now to see what Sir PnF thinks! Hahahahaha...sorry Sir PnF, but you really ARE a good sport!

    Joey,
    Hope you enjoy the book. I would say it is the closest I might ever come to autobiographical, without being about me at all. I was NEVER that spoiled!

    And Clive,
    So very glad you liked it!

    And to all of you who emailed me going, What? Have you completely lost your mind? Remember, it is MY blog and I can write whatever I want! Mtheh!

    Emily

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  5. It would appear it's spreading...

    Sir PnF

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