Thursday Tidbits-Green Yums

Back when I was in middle school, there was this silly bit going around with the girls in my grade that if you ate green M&M's on Thursday, you would be horny.

..love green...love M&M's...love horny, usually..

I am fairly certain that not a one of my pre-adolescent, flat chested, talked a big talk friends knew a thing about being horny. It was just a thing we girls did right? Therefore, throughout the week we would dutifully collect green M&M's in a glass jar in one of our lockers to be divided among us on Thurdays, to see what would happen. I cringe now to think of how many M&M's of the other colors we ate to gather all the green ones, especially since this was before blue was added, red was still in and the chocolate ones came in two shades of brown. So green was a rarity. Okay, yes, I adore M&M's.

...nice assortment, no?...

So what happened on Thursdays? Were we horny? No, we were quite too young for that. but we did giggle and talk about it a lot. Though the giggling may have been caused by a sugar high. We really had no idea what horniness was about.

But I DO NOW!

Great Gosh, Santa's teeth, fuck me over the head with a hammer! If I were a man, I'd be ramming the walls! As it is I find myself sitting on the corners of all the furninture for just one smidge of pressure in the right place. And if my wshing machine weren't a front loader with a dryer stacked on top, I'd be sitting on it right now, typing this post, the machine going in a permanent spin cycle!

...evil little buggers...

Now listen, if you write me offers to come help, I will simply scream! Oh and by the way for those of you that still do, here is my pat answer: "Oh thank you love, that's very sweet of you, but you simply aren't the right person. happy to be friends though!"

I wonder if extreme cases of horniness have ever been reported with disastrous results? Bet they have. I'm just not reading the right blog.

But YOU are!

So now, I shall go and watch a film of some sort, pull myself together, and eat a bowl of M&M's. Don't worry though. I'll flick the green ones in the wastebasket. Enough is enough!

...wonder if i leave a trail....

 Emily