A Rant...And Because I'm a Lady At Least the Title Will be Clean...

Let me preface this post, dear readers, by saying that it is not directed at any of you. It just needs to be said.

Want to know one of my favorite sayings in the whole world? It is this: "I think you underestimate the immensity of the fuck I do not give."

Want to know a few others? "Go fuck yourself!" comes to mind. As well as, "Bugger off!" and "Take a long walk off a short pier." Let's not forget, "I think your ego is too big for your hat." and so forth. In other words...Fuck off!

...i'm being as nice as i possibly can be...

The pity is I never say it. Never! Not to anyone for any reason. Why not? Well, I am sure my mother would say it is because I am a lady, but the truth is I'm a bit scared to. Sub mindset and all that.

...getting the point?

You see, the thing is, I am not a fucking doormat/ You may not say what you like to me and expect me to just take it. You can't wipe your boots on me and involve me in your petty dramas, or even shake me free of dust. Though when being used as a doormat that is nice every now and then, thanks.

...isn't it just the cutest thing ever...?

What you CAN do is treat me with the respect I deserve as a fellow human being. I don't care what role you are playing, whether it is Dom, fakest Master ever, Mother, Domme, husband or wife to my friends. I don't care if you think I have a previously formed opinion of you that I do not have. And I especially don't care about your previously formed opinion of me, when you never made a single effort to get to know me before judging me as fake, pink and fuzzy or what not.

...here's all the pink and fuzzy you'll ever get...

So, Dom, or DOMME as the case may be...listen up and listen up good.

I am a sub. So what? Did I kneel before you and offer you my neck? No I did not. So take your pick of the phrases from the top two paragrahs and go bloody elsewhere. Because I don't fucking like you.

..and while you're at it..kiss my bloomin' arse...

Emily