Not Pouting...Just Confused

Sometimes in life you just get confused.

...wait...what did i say?..

This can happen for a lot of reasons. Maybe you haven't quite figured out how to properly use that new ball gag. Or maybe your girlfriend laughs when you spank her instead of squeals.

..um...this is kind of loose..i can still talk...

Perhaps you were walking your merry way down the street when a dark shadow jumped out at you, but when you ducked from the attack, nothing was there. Maybe, just maybe, you were sure you'd left your car keys in your purse, but ended up finding them in the bathroom sink.

...how did they get there...?

If you're like me, you've been going along now with all your ducks in a row, and pleased as punch, only to find yourself on the stinging end of a scolding that has you a bit dazed.

...not pouting...just confused..

So what to do when you're confused?
Several options, don't worry. Did you think I would leave you in the dark? Never.

First, be sure to read the owner's manual for all sexual playthings. In fact, save them in a file for easy reference. And spank your girlfriend harder. You'll get the reaction you crave.

...squeeeeaaaaallll!!!!....

Second, don't go along your merry way. Or, if you must, be sure to be open minded. That shadow is nothing more than your imagination. Sorry, no options for the car keys, except to start drinking less.

...oh, wait...that's not really an option...

And third, brush it off. Perhaps someone was just frustrated and mistook your tone. The dazed feeling will go away eventually and you'll be smiling again soon. And even if you are not quite sure how you managed to trod so heavily, you should probably still say you're sorry.

...in the humblest way you can think of...

Emily